the basket case diaries

Giving you a glimpse into life in the dormitory, Brooklyn, NY.

Should you decide to visit the old hotel in which I live, you might witness one or all of the following: Knocking on neighbors' doors to invite them to join in on the lesbian sex listening party outside room 1038, a classic games of Kings followed by drunken debauchery, falling ceilings, and heat rising from the floor, causing you to jump like a circus performer on hot coals.

Fresh to the Brooklyn block, and I already feel right at home surrounded by my new peoples. Unfortunately for Lil Sayne and the rest of the silly Phillyians, when I'm in the subway and hear "Empire State of Mind" bumpin' from someone's earphones, smiles beam all around me with not even with a hint of guilt, only pure satisfaction.

I would like you to meet some of my new friends...

1) Tania (Roomy): Lewd, crude, and hilarious



2) Claudenia: Always hungry, always ready to throw down, Grade A Great



Charlie: Poop machine, pee machine, tip dick biter



There are many more peeps and much more to tell, but it's late and I have a rough draft to write that will later be criticized and revised. So goodbye for now, but I'll be back before long for another edition of Dorm Daze!